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#!/bin/sh
echo `uptime|grep days|sed 's/.*up \([0-9]*\) day.*/\1\/10+/'; cat \
/proc/cpuinfo|grep '^cpu MHz'|awk '{print $4"/30 +";}';free|grep \
'^Mem'|awk '{print $3"/1024/3+"}'; df -P -k -x nfs | grep -v \
1k | awk '{if ($1 ~ "/dev/(scsi|sd|md)"){ s+= $2} s+= $2;} END \
{print s/1024/50"/15+70";}'`|bc|sed 's/\(.$\)/.\1cm/'

Mac OS X and FreeBSD version:

#!/bin/sh
echo `uptime|grep days|sed 's/.*up \([0-9]*\) day.*/\1\/10+/'; \
sysctl -a | grep '^hw.cpufrequency_max' | awk '{print $2"/1000000/30 +";}'; \
sysctl -a | grep '^hw.memsize:' | awk '{print $2"/1024/1024/3+"}'; \
df -P -k | grep -v 1k | awk '{if ($1 ~ "/dev/(scsi|ad|sd|md|disk)"){ s+= $2} s+= $2;} END \
{print s/1024/50"/15+70";}'`|bc|sed 's/\(.$\)/.\1cm/'
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  • 53.3cm , Elmer, IBM Thinkpad X31
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  • 78.1cm , dreamer, Intel(R) Core(TM)2 Duo CPU T7250 @ 2.00GHz
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  • 119.9cm , chakotay, workstation (Pentium D805, 2GB, meuk, etc)
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ja one liners , commands pipen en greppen , awk, the lot!
[15:46:37] ]V[ says:

http://wiki.eth-0.nl/index.php?title=Vpenis geweldig


[15:47:44] Dagmar requests your attention!


[15:47:59] Dagmar says:
Ik snap er allemaal geen zak van. En dat vriendje achter je heeft die een grotere??;)
[15:48:22] ]V[ says:
ja hahaha
[15:49:00] Dagmar says:
Nou voel ik bepaalde zaken toch nog goed aan ha ha

[15:50:48] Dagmar says:
Is hij van de 713
[15:50:53] Dagmar says:
, zoveel?

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