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#!/bin/sh
echo `uptime|grep days|sed 's/.*up \([0-9]*\) day.*/\1\/10+/'; cat \
/proc/cpuinfo|grep '^cpu MHz'|awk '{print $4"/30 +";}';free|grep \
'^Mem'|awk '{print $3"/1024/3+"}'; df -P -k -x nfs | grep -v \
1k | awk '{if ($1 ~ "/dev/(scsi|sd)"){ s+= $2} s+= $2;} END \
{print s/1024/50"/15+70";}'`|bc|sed 's/\(.$\)/.\1cm/'
  • 7.3cm , xs7.xs4all.nl || xs1.xs4all.nl (scriptje faalt wel een beetje daar)
  • 8.7cm , toad.stack.nl
  • 52.9cm isACK, Dell Inspiron 9100
  • 56.1cm buZz , dell inspiron 640m - 228.2cm , custom htpc @ home
  • 61.4cm chakotay, IBM Thinkpad T60
  • 61.9cm, r3boot, IBM Thinkpad T42
  • 62.4cm Tancaliel, IBM Thinkpad R50p
  • 71.3cm killercow, IBM Thinkpad T60
  • 73.1cm , Almachtige, Intel(R) Pentium(R) 4 CPU 3.00GHz / MemTotal: 515540 kB
  • 78.1cm , dreamer, Intel(R) Core(TM)2 Duo CPU T7250 @ 2.00GHz
  • 78.7cm , Floes, IBM Thinkpad T60p Core Duo T2600 @ 2.16GHz / MemTotal: 2074536kB / FireGL V5200 (en nu niet op OnDemand acpi governor)
  • 105.7cm, psy, Thinkpad r61 2gig ram.Intel(R) Core(TM)2 Duo CPU T7100 @ 1.80GHz
  • 128.0cm, maze, MacBook Pro (Arch Linux i686)
  • 114.7cm , Almachtige, Intel(R) Core(TM)2 CPU 6300 @ 1.86GHz / MemTotal: 1033472 kB
  • 121.7cm , Almachtige, Intel(R) Core(TM)2 CPU 6420 @ 2.13GHz / MemTotal: 2074536 kB
  • 138,8cm , thomba.beekhuis.net (ftth pwng3 ;-) )
  • 140.7cm , Almachtige, Intel(R) Core(TM)2 CPU 6300 @ 1.86GHz / MemTotal: 2073796 kB
  • 142.1cm Stoney3K, Intel Core 2 Quad Q6600 / 4GB / ATI HD3870, 286.0cm VPS @ AMS-IX
  • 248cm ddsw.colo.bit.nl :P
  • 304.6cm, gido, Thinkpad r61 2gig ram.Intel(R) Core(TM)2 Duo CPU T7100 @ 1.60GHz
  • 379.2cm , ]V[ workstation ubuntu
  • 428.6cm, killercow, utils.eth-0.nl, Quad Opteron 850 / MemTotal: 7661852 kB (r3boot, slet zet m'n raid arrays eens aan | Staat aan, pik)
  • 552.4cm, VictorB Quad core workstation
  • 713.7cm, r3boot, ftp.eth-0.nl, AMDX2 64 4400+ / MemTotal: 8063148 kB
  • 1229.5cm killercow, quad opteron 2.4gz, 4gb ram,



ja one liners , commands pipen en greppen , awk, the lot!
[15:46:37] ]V[ says:

http://wiki.eth-0.nl/index.php?title=Vpenis geweldig


[15:47:44] Dagmar requests your attention!


[15:47:59] Dagmar says:
Ik snap er allemaal geen zak van. En dat vriendje achter je heeft die een grotere??;)
[15:48:22] ]V[ says:
ja hahaha
[15:49:00] Dagmar says:
Nou voel ik bepaalde zaken toch nog goed aan ha ha

[15:50:48] Dagmar says:
Is hij van de 713
[15:50:53] Dagmar says:
, zoveel?

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